Quite possibly the best fashion item in the history of humankind

After receiving this Cathory hoodie in the mail, I proceeded to put it on and venture into the big wild world. The man at the pet food store was nicer to me and a very pretty woman smiled at me. This all means that this hoodie obviously has elevated my status in the world into an elite tier. Jeff Bezos asked me to come work for him but I told him no, he's not metal enough and looks like a freaking Lex Luther wannabe anyhow. Summary: Get this hoodie. Your miserable life will finally have brutal meaning