Great T-shirt, as a crazy cat lady I adore it! :)
Est. 2015 · The Original Cat Metal Merch
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4.8(196)
4.8 out of 5 from 196 verified buyers
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View all →Gave this as a gift and it is very much loved!
T shirt came when promised. MMatierals and design excellent quaity. Im very happy with my purchase
Bought on December 16th received next year January 17th, it had to be Christmas present... When I bought it was written 7-14 days delivery. What I received was totally different model and other size T-shirt, also T-shi…
Review title says it all, right? :-) I am more than happy with the quality! Keep up the good work!
I couldn't wait to open the package and see my shirt. I swear I heard angels sing when I held it up. I have the matching Ghost shirt, too, and 2 cats. What could be better than a perfect combination??
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Every design is a metal tribute filtered through feline absurdity.
Meowtallica
Meowtallica is Brutal Kittens' tribute to Metallica's Master of Puppets era — "Master of Kittens" turns the iconic cemetery cross artwork into a feline command post. The pun lands the moment you read the name.
5.0(17)
5.0 out of 5 from 17 verified buyers
Iron Meowden
Iron Meowden is the Brutal Kittens take on Iron Maiden, fronted by an Eddie-like cat mascot in the Powerslave era. Pure NWOBHM energy with claws.
5.0(4)
5.0 out of 5 from 4 verified buyers
Cat Sabbath
Cat Sabbath channels the doom-laden weight of Black Sabbath through a black cat silhouette. The original cat metal mood piece.
5.0(3)
5.0 out of 5 from 3 verified buyers
Meöwtorhead
Meöwtorhead salutes Motörhead — "Ace of Spays" in the Brutal Kittens dialect. Snaggle-toothed warpig, replaced by a snaggle-toothed cat.
5.0(4)
5.0 out of 5 from 4 verified buyers
Cathory
Cathory is the Brutal Kittens nod to Bathory, the Swedish black/Viking metal cornerstone. Same brimstone goat energy, now with whiskers.
5.0(5)
5.0 out of 5 from 5 verified buyers
Purrzum
Purrzum reframes Burzum's wordmark and forest-mist aesthetic through a cat-purr lens. Filed-down logo, deliberately ambiguous about how seriously to take any of this.
4.0(1)
4.0 out of 5 from 1 verified buyers
HISS (Cat Simmons)
HISS is the Brutal Kittens take on KISS — "Cat Simmons" front and center, blood-soaked tongue out, makeup on. Comes in Original and Personalized variants.
4.8(63)
4.8 out of 5 from 63 verified buyers
Kittymoth
Kittymoth is the Brutal Kittens parody of Behemoth — the GOD=CAT corruption of the GOD=DOG sigil. Polish blackened death, fur edition. (No reviews on this design yet — be the first.)
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→Ghost Cats
Ghost Cats is the Brutal Kittens tribute to Ghost — Papa Emeritus reimagined as a hooded cat priest. Theatrical, ritualistic, and somehow still soft.
4.5(6)
4.5 out of 5 from 6 verified buyers
Meowsfits
Meowsfits twists the Misfits Crimson Ghost into a Crimson Cat skull. Horror-punk wardrobe staple, now feline.
5.0(2)
5.0 out of 5 from 2 verified buyers
Cat Zeppelin
Cat Zeppelin reworks the Led Zeppelin Swan Song mark and font as a regal house cat. Stadium rock for the litter-box generation.
4.8(13)
4.8 out of 5 from 13 verified buyers
Fuzzy Osbourne
Fuzzy Osbourne is the Brutal Kittens take on Ozzy — "Meow at the Moon" instead of "Bark." Prince of Darkness, but extremely floofy.
4.6(11)
4.6 out of 5 from 11 verified buyers
Catnibal Cat
Catnibal Cat is the Brutal Kittens nod to Cannibal Corpse — gore-metal logo lockup, cat-shaped malice. (No reviews on this design yet — be the first.)
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→Red Hot Kitty Litter
Red Hot Kitty Litter twists the Red Hot Chili Peppers asterisk into a cat-paw mark. Funk-rock for the litter-tray crowd.
5.0(1)
5.0 out of 5 from 1 verified buyers
Cat Flag
Cat Flag is the Brutal Kittens nod to Black Flag — the four-bar logo turned into four cat tails. Hardcore punk in feline minimalism.
4.0(3)
4.0 out of 5 from 3 verified buyers
Cat Division
Cat Division is the Brutal Kittens take on Joy Division — Unknown Pleasures' pulsar plot, reimagined as fur ripples. "Furry Pleasures" subtitle, naturally.
4.0(8)
4.0 out of 5 from 8 verified buyers
Lucipurr
All Hail Lucipurr! A witchy-occult sigil-cat from the Brutal Kittens lifestyle line — not a band parody, just pure feline darkness. (No reviews on this design yet — be the first.)
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→Eww, People
An introvert anthem from the Brutal Kittens lifestyle line. The cat said it so you don't have to. (No reviews on this design yet — be the first.)
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→Smoke Weed, Pet Cats
A stoner-cat-culture wardrobe declaration from the Brutal Kittens lifestyle line. Pairs well with a Sunday afternoon. (No reviews on this design yet — be the first.)
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→I Have Plans Witch My Cat
An introvert-witch lifestyle design from Brutal Kittens — the only RSVP you ever need. (No reviews on this design yet — be the first.)
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About Brutal Kittens
Brutal Kittens has been making cat metal merch since 2015. The collision of two of the internet's greatest obsessions — heavy metal and cats — is the comedy and the wardrobe staple all at once. 196 verified-buyer reviews and an average rating of 4.75/5 speak for themselves.
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